Thursday, October 22, 2009

Playground Dos and Don'ts

Mama Kat of Mama's Losin It has a Motherhood (the movie) inspired Writer's Workshop this week. I have chosen to list my playground do's and don'ts.

1 - Do not pick up old, dirty, used band aids.

2 - Do not pick up a random straw and suck sand through it.

3 - Do not jump from the top of the monkey bars. You *may* hurt your foot and cause your mother to spend the entire next morning in the ER.

4 - Do not poop behind the bushes. [You are only allowed to pee there.]

5 - Do not leave your shoes at the playground and not realize it until the next morning when getting ready for school.

6 - Do not squish mud between your toes, because it may be dog poop.

7 - Do not steal random snacks pilfered from the diaper bags of people we don't know.

and last but not least,

8 - Do not even bother bringing snacks or toys, because whatever the other children are eating are playing with is ALWAYS more appealing.

Hop on over to Mama's Losin It and play along!!

**All of today's do's and don'ts were inspired from my own children, except for one. I'll leave it to you to guess which one.


KatBouska said...

Ewww...I will gladly follow all of those rules! My children?? Not so much.

Mainly a midwife said...

So funny! I'm happy to say that I've witnessed a lot of those. good times :)

Unknown said...

Oh my goodness! So glad I'll get to view those pictures, lady! That is going to be SOOOO funny! Please, please, please be sure to sing "Tardy for the Party"! haha. Do you know I actually heard that on the radio here last week? I almost crashed from laughing so hard!